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	'<{title}>' => 'A blown tire',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	We finished packing what we could into the moving van, put the regular van onto a trailer, and headed home.
	This time, I remembered to grab the hat that I forgot last time, so I now have that back.
	Unfortunately, the moving van has a total of three seats and there were four of us needing to return home.
	We all squeezed into the cab, which was probably technically illegal, but we didn&apos;t really have a choice.
	Fairly quickly, we blew one of the tires.
	This moving van has redundant wheels and tires, so we stayed upright and mobile safely, but we still had to find a place to pull over to get the tire replaced to avoid further issues.
	My mother called the moving van company, who put us in touch with the people they contract to fix flat tires.
	It took over an hour for the guy to show up, and when he did come, he brought the wrong size of tires and had to leave again.
	He took quite a while to return, too.
	After removing the tire from the wheel and inspecting it, he found that the metal loop that is within the rubber and rests against the wheel itself had come out of the rubber because the rubber had a huge slice in it.
	He said that while it could have been a factory defect, he guessed that the person that installed the tire had done so incorrectly, possibly without the needed lubrication, but he couldn&apos;t be sure as he had never seen anything like that slice.
	He got us back on the road, though by the end of it, we&apos;d spent about two hours waiting, though his invoice he handed us said he had been helping us for three hours.
	The moving van company was the one footing the bill though, so if this is the company that they are going to trust, that&apos;s their problem.
</p>
<p>
	My <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a> still sings the tune of freedom and transparency.
</p>
END
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